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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Why are breasts attractive?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

No, not a chance

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Do individuals with borderline personality disorder have awareness of their actions or do they believe their behavior is normal?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?