What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:14

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
No, not a chance
New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Space
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks